TEXT `(j[}N Yea! And thou hast come unto the Holy Land, the planet of the Gazurtoid. Now shall we cleanse thee in a righteous bath of holy fire!Repent, air breathers! Repent! The Hour of Judgement is at hand!I am Gazurtoid and I have come to save thee, thou who breathest not glorious liquid. Drop thy defenses and be saved!Yea! And unto the Heavenly Realm I send thee. For I am the Tentacle of Righteousness and I shall smite thee with love!Fight us not, infidel air-breathers. We are Gazurtoid, your Last Hope of Redemption.And lo, unto them it was said `Ye shall go forth and cleanseth the galaxy of the accursed breathers of air.'Reflect upon thyself and be appalled! For art thou not the Accursed Abomination? And so shall I raiseth my tentacle and smite thee!Fear not, vile air-breathers, for in death shalt thou findeth Redemption, and I am thy Redeemer!It is written `Thou who breathest not liquid but rather air shall perish in the flames of Holy Righteousness.' Look unto me and Repent for I am the Carrier of the Flame and thy time is at hand.Also is it written `Only to the Uhlek, thy Holy Vanguard, shalt thou show sufference. Yea! Suffer not other air-breathers and idolaters in thy righteous path, for thou art the Gazurtoid, the Holy Crusaders.'And Blulbgrb begat Urgglbb who begat Glbrrgb who begat Lubrbglb who begat Bulgrb. Thereby was the begatting begun.Into the firey reaches went the chosen one of the Gazurtoid and there did he see that no liquid but only air was breathed. And upon returning to the liquid realm did he then proclaim that air-breathers were truly the most vile and heinous of creatures.And out of dark nothingness was created the water-breather, and Lo, he was bored. Then next was the air-breather created and unto the water-breather was it commanded `Thou shalt persecute him and thereby shalt thy boredom be vanquished.'And unto him came the Divine Revelation. `Thou shalt buildeth a Vessel and it shall be 8 million tentacle lengths round, and thou shalt go forth into the vastness of space and so shall ye spread my word, and with love commitest mass genocide in my name.'Captain, we're picking up a distress beacon signal.SOS....SOSThis is a recorded message. I am Captain Smelenuf of the Empire Colony Ship `Lasthope.' The date is 3-10-3480. My ship has been critically damaged. Two thirds of the crew and colonists are dead. We have put down on the first planet in this system...I repeat...we have been forced to put down. We will be at coordinates 22N X 97W. We will survive for as long as we can. I just hope you're not too late. Smelenuf out.:RESPOND:01110000 11001000 011 111011 1000000 11010111 01010110 011 1100 1101000Pull over! This is the Interstel Corporate Police. You are under arrest. Drop all shields and disarm all weapons. You are in violation of Intergalactic Software Theft Law. Do not attempt to resist.