P O R K   I I 
                                 (AGT/PD)

     

In  this  spoof  of  Zork  2,  your  aim is to rid the neighbourhood of the
dreaded tap-dancing Chicken Gizzard. Like the Wizard in Zork 2, the Gizzard
will cast spells on you at various stages in the game. These are random and
unavoidable  and  for this reason have been ignored in this solution - just
WAIT until the spell wears off, then continue to follow the solution. There
is also a Smoke-filled Room which corrresponds to the Carousel Room in Zork
2.  Avoid  this until you can't avoid it as you will exit randomly. Mapping
will  show  that, as in Zork 2, there is one room you can't enter which is,
as  before, to the west. You won't be able to go this way till the smoke is
removed.

START:  (At Bottom of Crevice) - Read plaque - (credits) - get lamp - light
it  -  S  - S - S - SW - SE - ENTER - (a Picnic Area, you see a motorcycle,
gasoline  can and a match. Ignore them all for the moment and....) - EXIT -
S  (oops - a crowd of angry bikers....get out quick!) - N - W - W - N - N -
W  -  (by a Fitness Club, don't go west yet as you'll get stuck in a steamy
shower room and won't be able to find the exit) - N - N - (the Bikers' Club
House,  an  angry  biker  starts to chase you...) - S - S - W - (the Shower
Room)  - wait -  (the biker attacks the pipes in anger, gets knocked out by
falling pipes and the room clears so you can see exits east and west) - W -
(Base of Dam which has a hole and is gushing water so you can't get past) -
E  -  E  -  N  -  N - E - (the Bikers' Back Room, you see his girlfriend) -
examine  girl  -  (she thanks you for saving her from the biker....you take
her  back  to  her  motorbike at the Picnic Area and before she leaves, she
gives  you  some  motorcycle  boots) - Get can - EXIT - N - SW - W - N - (A
Junkyard with an old Ford leaking gasoline) - put gasoline in can - N - W -
N  -  N  -  W - (A Bank) - get jar - examine it - (metal polish) - S - SE -
(The  Smoke-filled  Room)  -  (Keep taking exits till you get to The Riddle
Room  where  you  must answer the riddle "What is hotter than dynamite?" to
open  the  east  door.  Remember the theme of this game and you'll know the
answer  is...)  - cajuin chicken - (the door opens) - E - (The Bottom of an
Escalator)  - examine escalator - (it has stopped because its engine is out
of  fuel)  -  put  gasoline in engine - (it starts) - U - N - (A Robot Room
with  an  angry  robot!)  -  examine  robot - (very rusty and very angry) -
polish  robot  -  (you polish him so much he disappears) - examine switch -
read it - ("Flip switch to turn on ventilation system") - flip switch - S -
D  -  W - NW - (The smoke has gone) - W - (AT Room) - get program - examine
it  -  (removes  bugs  from  a program) - E - SW - (Outside Theater - don't
enter  it or the Gizzard will get ya!) - get dynamite - NE - NW - N - N - W
-  W - W - (Base of Dam) - put dynamite in hole - (you plug the hole) - W -
(West  of  Dam,  the  pool  of  water left is too deep to cross in ordinary
shoes) - wear boots - W - (Giant Kitchen) - get skillet - E - E - E - E - E
-  S - S - SE - S - (The Cajuin Chicken House where you see a tearful cook)
- give skillet to cook - (she rounds up the Gizzard and fries it!) - N - SW
-  S  -  S - (The Programmer's Den where the programmer is tearing his hair
out  becuase  the  south  exit  is  blocked  by a crashed computer program,
stopping  you  continuing  the game) - give disk to programmer - S......you
have  completed  Pork 2 and must now wait til someone gets round to writing
Pork 3!

Scoring:   Clear steam     +10                Get boots       +5
           Solve riddle    +5                 Start escalator +10
           Polish robot    +10                Enter AT Room   +5
           Cross pool      +5                 Give skillet    +15
           Give disk       +15                Finish          +20
                         Total      =     100/100
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